Types Of Women

12-11-2006, 10:49 PM

TYPES OF WOMEN

sorry.... dear women.... they are just words.

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HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no
one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will loose something if you don't try to uninstall her
you will be rendered useless

12-12-2006, 08:24 AM

Thanks alot for the topic

03-10-2007, 11:40 PM

الف الف شكر اخي اسر الوفا

على طرحك الرائع والقيم

03-19-2007, 03:15 AM

يعطيك ربي الف عافيه صباح الورد

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